05/09/2010

women

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
Restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes
Over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed
Kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "who the hell was that?"
"Oh" replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough,
I want a divorce". "I can understand that," replies her hus-
band "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no
More SHOPPING TRIPS TO PARIS, no more WINTERING IN
BARBADOS, no more SUMMERS IN TUSCANY, no more
INFINITY OR LEXUS in the garage and no more YACHT
CLUB. But, the decision is yours"..

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a
Gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?"
Asks the wife. "That's his mistress" says her husband.

She replies "Ours is prettier."

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